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Week 3

Virtual Destruction continues to amaze. They knocked EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE from the ranks of unbeaten in the Week 3 Snickers Game of the Week. Virtual Destruction is the last man standing with a perfect record of 3-0. They are currently ranked 13th in the TSFL National Power Rankings. The defending Champion finally got off the snide with a win. Harold Fannin Jr. tallied 2 tubs in the victory. OJ Hernandez sports the best scoring offense in league play with 23.20 points through three games. The high octane offense recorded a league high 10.20 last week. They are the first team in 2026 to cross double digits. Congrats Aaron! Following on their coattails is the surging Sea Pigeons. They post the 2nd highest total of the week with 9.10 points. They trail OJH in total points by a mere 0.10 points. Don’t look now, but the Scottsdale Scorpions seem to have their act together for the 2026 season. They won their 2nd straight game pushing them to the 4th spot in the regular season standings. HORSE WITH NO NAME won their 2nd game in a row as well forcing a logjam at the top of the standings. They are in 5-way tie for 2nd place with a 2-1 record. The Week 4 Snickers Game of the Week will spotlight OJ Hernandez vs Virtual Destruction. One final note: congratulations to EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE for playing in their 100th career game two weeks ago. Maize won that Week 2 match-up over the Purple People Eaters by 0.40 points.

Snickers Game of the Week
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EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE vs Virtual Destruction

Man, a lot was going on in this low scoring game between EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE and Virtual Destruction. The Snickers Game of the Week saw some records fall to the waste side. This key match-up was all about sole possession of first place. This game was up for grabs right up to the final whistle. Virtual Destruction took an early lead into the 2nd quarter. The 2nd quarter was where all the magic happened. Both teams combined to score 5.80 points. Josh Allen led the offense for Virtual Destruction with 1.80 points while Amon-Ra St. Brown was the point man for EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE with 1.00 points. The game was a virtual tie in the 2nd half. Maize had a chance to win the game late, but they needed a monster game from Zack Baun. Baun had a solid game scoring 0.50 points. It was not enough to secure the win giving Virtual Destruction sole possession of 1st place. Oh, both teams set new records in this game. EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE tallied 100.60 points in the spotlight game. They passed Ed Hoculi’s Pythons for 10th place all-time. Virtual Destruction moved past the Snatchshots for 12th place in career wins with 6. They also passed the Mighty Pats for 16th place with 9 Game of the Week appearances. Congrats Guys! One last game note: Virtual Destruction was the Week 3 winner of the Gillette ProGlide Razor Thin Award with a winning margin of 0.50 points.

Country Beckham Hock vs Sea Pigeons

The Sea Pigeons are humming on all cylinders right on. They are averaging 7.70 points a game. The Sea Pigeons have seen a boost in scoring each game. That is a sign of a good team. Well, they needed all of their 7.70 average last week against a determined Country Beckham Hock. CBH average is not too shabby. They are averaging 7.50 points a game. The two teams combined to score 16.40 points. It was the 2nd highest total of the week. Country Beckham Hock grabbed their only lead of the game in the 2nd quarter. The Sea Pigeons applied the pressure in the 2nd half by going on a 4.10 to 1.30 run. The Sea Pigeons are ranked 10th in the TSFL National Power Rankings.

OJ Hernandez vs Purple People Eaters

Man, this is scary. At this same time last year, OJ Hernandez and the Purple People Eaters combined to score 15.60 which led the league. This year both teams combined to score 18.60 points to lead the league. The difference in the 2025 match-up was total touchdowns in favor of the Purple People Eaters. This year the script was flipped. OJH had the higher touchdown total with 6. That one touchdown was the difference in the game. Same as last year. The Purple Crew had control of the first half, but OJ Hernandez won the 2nd half. They outscored the Purple People Eaters 8.60 to 1.20 in the victory. OJH is the winner of the Week 3 DirectTV High Score Award scoring a league high 10.20 points. They are also the new leaders for points scored in the league for 2026. OJH is ranked 2nd all-time with 32 High Score Awards.

Scottsdale Scorpions vs Seahawks

Brock Purdy was the entire offense for the Scottsdale Scorpions. He tallied 4.00 points in their week three win. Purdy should have a great fantasy year with Evans in the starting lineup. The Seahawks did not have the same success at their QB position. Baker Mayfield tallied 0.90 points in the loss and the Seahawks will have to find a starting QB off the waiver wire this week. Both Mayfield and Daniels are out due to injuries. The Hawks did take a brief lead in the 2nd quarter. The Scorpions flipped the scoreboard in the 3rd quarter to win the game. The Scottsdale Scorpions closed the Hawks out in the 5th quarter adding 0.40 points.

Hoghead vs HORSE WITH NO NAME

Hoghead had their worst day as a franchise posting only 0.40 points against HORSE WITH NO NAME. Drake May had another bad game posting -0.10 points in back-to-back games. Hoghead will have to ponder sitting the young star in favor of the backup Trevor Lawrence. HORSE WITH NO NAME never trailed in this game. They just missed recording a wire-to-wire victory in the 1st quarter. They elected not to have a starter playing in the first quarter. This game would come down to the 2nd and 5th quarters. Both teams combined to start 13 players in the 2nd quarter and 6 players in the 5th quarter. HORSE WITH NO NAME had a great 2nd quarter outpacing Hoghead 3.70 to 0.40. Hoghead had their chances to win this game. They had 5 starters in their lineup in the final quarter, but produced zero points giving HORSE WITH NO NAME the win. HORSE WITH NO NAME won the Week 3 Toyota Tundra Biggest Blowout Award with a margin of 4.20 points. They passed J.E.T.S rule for 21st place with 3 Biggest Blowout Awards.

Team Squizard vs Gothams Finest

This was another Week 3 2025 match-up between Team Squizard and Gothams Finest. Team Squizard recorded a wire-to-wire victory in 2025. Could they complete the same feat again to secure their first win of the season? Well, it was close for Team Squizard. Both teams tallied 0.10 points in the first quarter preventing T-Squizzy from posting a wire-to-wire victory. The game would come down to the 2nd quarter. Gothams Finest recorded 4.00 while Team Squizard posted 5.00 points. That would be the difference in the game. Team Squizard outscored Gothams Finest in the 3rd to close the scoring for the day. Team Squizard picked up their first win of the season.