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Week 4

Scoring in the league was up from last week. The league tallied 74.50 points breaking the Week 2 record of 73.30. OJ Hernandez led all teams in scoring with 9.20 points. They have the highest scoring offense with 32.40 points which places them in 1st place in the standings. Well Played Aaron! The Scottsdale Scorpions and the Purple People Eaters came in 2nd place with 8.80 points last week. The Scorpions came oh so close to piercing the 400 point barrier (399.30). Only 12 teams in league history have scored more than 400 points. The Purple People Eaters had their best day of the year scoring 6 touchdowns. They have increased their touchdown output for three straight weeks. The Seahawks are at .500 for the second time this season. They moved up 3 spots in the Power Rankings with their win last week. Great Job Dub! Team Squizard is a .500 bull club for the first time this season. They are 2-0 with Patrick Mahomes in the starting lineup. EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE snapped a one game losing streak to push their record to 3-1. They are currently in a 4-way tie for 1st place. The Week 5 Snickers Game of the Week has EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE hosting the Sea Pigeons.

Snickers Game of the Week
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OJ Hernandez vs Virtual Destruction

The Week 4 Snickers Game of the Week did not live up to the hype. OJ Hernandez did their part by posting the most points in the Game of the Week for 2026. Virtual Destruction normally good, had a subpar game against the best offense in the league. Virtual Destruction had 2 bad scoring games in a row. It did not hurt them last week, but it came back to bite them against OJH. OJ Hernandez never trailed in this game. Virtual Destruction got as close as 0.50 points in the 1st quarter. OJH scored a game high 4.90 points in the 3rd quarter Lamar Jackson led the way with 2.00 points. Virtual Destruction had their best quarter in the same quarter scoring 2.40 points. Josh Allen posted 1.90 points for Virtual Destruction. They would not be a serious threat to OJ Hernandez for the rest of the day giving OJH the victory. OJH won their career 33rd DirectTV High Score Award. They also took home the Toyota Tundra Biggest Blowout Award with a winning margin of 6.10 points. That was the highest margin of victory of the year. They passed Team Squizard for 1st place with 38 Blowout Awards. They are the first team this season to win both the High Score and Biggest Blowout Awards in the same Week. Congrats Aaron! Oh, one last note. OJH tallied points at every offensive position against Virtual Destruction. That is a rarity in league play.

Country Beckham Hock vs Scottsdale Scorpions

This game started late. Both teams did not get on the scoring board until the 3rd quarter. Country Beckham Hock took a slim 0.70 point lead into half-time. With both teams posting identical numbers in the 5th quarter, the game would come down to the 4th quarter. The Scorpions outplayed CBH 4.80 – 0.20 to clinch their 3rd win of the season. The Scottsdale Scorpions need one more win to achieve 40 career wins. They will be the 13th team in league history to record 40 or more wins.

Hoghead vs Purple People Eaters

Hoghead is snake-bitten at this point in the season. They had another solid outing, but no W to show for their weekly effort. The Purple People Eaters just missed out on recording a wire-to-wire victory. They elected not to put a starter in their starting lineup in the first quarter. The P-Men outscored Hoghead in every quarter except the 5th quarter. The Purple Crew put Hoghead to bed in the final quarter scoring 2.00 points. The Purple People Eaters moved up three spots in the standings with the win.

Team Squizard vs Sea Pigeons

The Sea Pigeons got a big game out of Javonte Williams, but the rest of their offense went dark last week. Williams was the whole offense for the Sea Pigeons. Team Squizard would take full advantage by posting their best scoring total of the season. They had 3 players recording 2.00 points in the game against the Sea Pigeons. They recorded their first wire-to-wire win of the season. Virtual Destruction leads the league with 2 wire-to-wire victories.

HORSE WITH NO NAME vs Seahawks

The Hawks versus HORSE WITH NO NAME was the most competitive game of the week. The game had 3 lead changes before the Seahawks were declared the winner. HORSE WITH NO NAME had a solid game with Walker adding 2 tubs. But they got boat raced in the 5th quarter by the Seahawks. The Hawks went on a 2.00 – 0.20 run in the quarter to clinch the victory. The Seahawks are one point out of the 8th spot in the standings. They are the winners of the Week 4 Gillette ProGlide Razor Thin Award with a margin of 2.60 points. That is the largest margin of victory in 2026. The record holder for the largest Razor Thin margin of victory is Gothams Finest with 3.70 points.

EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE vs Gothams Finest

EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE posted their 300th career touchdown a year ago. They would only need three scores from Young and Hampton to beat Gothams Finest. Both teams got off to a late start in the final matchup of the week. The scoring started in the 3rd quarter where both teams tallied 2.90 points. Gothams Finest would record 0.30 points in the last quarter to end their scoring for the day. EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE had a great second half scoring 3.30 points to outlast Gothams Finest by 3 points. EXTREME DAZE of MAIZE is in a 3-way tie for 9th place with 51 career wins.